Wednesday, September 24, 2008

ResourcefulnessElbowgreaseImaginationLove


We recently went out to eat at a popular seafood restaurant and I had a hankering for some Dungeness crab. I was stunned when it turned out to be $40.00 for one person, a la cart! Yikes!

I feel like I'm automatically going to age myself now, but "when I was a kid" my family and I would drive the hour and 20 minute trip to grandma and grandpa's house for visits. They lived near the Oregon coast and truly lived off the land and from the sea. They canned fruit and vegetables from the garden, butchered the pig, milked the cow, hunted for venison, fished for and smoked their own salmon, gathered eggs from the chicken coup, killed a chicken for Sunday dinners and even bottled their own root beer.

I remember the two mile trip to the bay, pulling up the crab traps and filling gunny sacks with large, live, Dungeness crabs. We'd take them back and grandma would have a huge pot of boiling water waiting. In just a few minutes we'd be out on a newspaper covered porch brandishing nut crackers and chowing down on as much fresh crab as we desired, washing it down with the worlds best root beer ever!

For entertainment, rather than watching TV or playing video games, we'd all go over to the beach, build forts of drift wood, play tag with the surf, look for shells, and build big bonfires on which we would roast and then eat gritty hot dogs and smores! Being Oregon it was mostly cool, cloudy and windy which made the fire extra appreciated once the sweat from all our activity began to cool us down.

In the morning grandpa would be up before the sun, cooking pancakes, eggs and my favorite, back strap of venison fried in Bacon drippings!

Occasionally my Aunt Lori (who was only a year and a half older than me) and I would find ourselves alone in the house and we'd sit chatting at the kitchen counter/bar drinking heavily sweetened cups of coffee from the ever present pot of it, (the real stuff, no decaf in grandpa's house) our 10-13 year old selves feeling quite grown up.
In the evenings grandma would gather us all around the piano where we would brandish our choice of maraca's, bongo drums, tambourine or kazoo to accompany her rousing rendition of the boogie-woogie. It was loud, cacophonous, dissonant and totally wonderful.

On dry day's Aunt Lori and I could be found having tea on the wooded lot next door in our "house" made of branches and blankets or taking the quarter mile walk to the little 'mom and pop' market for candy. On rainy day's we might be in the attic making outrageous concoctions of Sugar Babies and Bubble gum in the Easy Bake oven.


There was always a long row of shoes and boots behind the gas heater and next to it grandma's rocking chair. Over her chair was the kitchen pass-through where Grandpa might be heard laughing with deep airy chuckles that you had to join in on, no matter how hard you tried to resist.

At no time did we spend more than $20.00 for a whole weekend full of food and fun for two families and assorted friends...boy have times changed! Thanks grandpa and grandma, up there in heaven, for showing us how wonderful life can be with resourcefulness, elbow grease, imagination and love.


Go swim in the Oregon ocean
But to your wet suit be true
For there is no magical lotion
That will keep you from turning quite blue!



The fable of the Ant and the Grasshopper


A while back I received this email, author unknown (by me). It pretty much speaks for itself and, since I'm posting it, my political bent.



TRADITIONAL VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

*****MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being
Green." Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the
grasshopper's sake. Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to
make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer! The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of
green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. Hillary gets her old law firm to
represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses
the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Dick Tracy




What could possibly be more cool than a Dick Tracy TV wrist watch?! As a 7 year old kid I would fantasize about the future where you could actually watch Gilligans Island while walking to school.

In my imagination the future held flying cars, Star Trek style communicators, force fields and maybe even a moon base. While (to my knowledge) there are still no force fields or moon bases, I had no inkling of a laptop computer (in pink), Internet, digital cameras, and 3G technology where I could be wirelessly wired into the world anywhere, anytime.

It has occurred to me that Captain Kirk could have used a Bluetooth head set for a private conversation instead of thumping his chest badge and having his crew or enemies privy to all his conversations.

I'm still a dreamer and gadget lover....my TV watch is a reality now, so I'm waiting for the TV where the images walk off the screen and present themselves as digital perfect 3-D images in the middle of my living room. I want cars to hover and cold fusion to power the world. What else could the future hold that, like my 7 year old self, I can't even imagine? Perhaps super colliders, micro black holes, genetically engineered people with wings, and brown dwarfs in our solar system.....


While I was exploring touchscreen monitors online I ran into this totally cool video on youtube which inspired a trip down memory lane, a thought to the future and this blog entry!